Then it sounds like LoL isn't your kind of game. Riot isn't gonna turn their game into a rpg/moba hybrid because a handful of people want to "roleplay".
i have to admit your right in that and i agree, i just really really enjoy lol and love the competitive part of the the game, i'm just a little let down of the fact that allot of the cool and awesome theme's are already taken by all the 'ladies' :p
GG