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It's nice to see Hasinshin with something good to say.  Not that I hate it when he criticizes league, but it is refreshing nonetheless.

Jarvan IV

Armor/ASPD Buff
Armor shred
AOE Slow
AOE Knockup
Wall
Abilities that scale with enemies

Kill lane J4 OP
I do it with some friends and it's absurd.  His burst is off the chain, and he really needs zero items early game to do work.  Thus you can spend all your gold on wards and GP5 and still wreck.  Only issue is if you get behind, mid game he is lackluster, so you really have to get some gold early to be tanky enough to do a lot of work mid game.

Thankfully, getting gold and kills is easy, as J4 is pretty impossible to escape from if you play it right, and he and his carry will win almost any fair trade/fight early game with his Q and E.

Pick up a bursty carry, and try this out.

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AD Carry Viktor

Get Augment power for maximum kiting and winning auto trades.  AOE stun is great on carries as well.  The ultimate is always disruptive and has immense base damage when it lands for the full duration.  Go for Uber crit rushing IE, PD, LW.  Pick up vamp scepter of course for the sustain.

AD Orianna

Extremely hard to play, but when played well is pretty insane.  You basically get the utility of two supports down bottom which makes for a pretty intense bot lane.  Max the shield first for trading and try to land multiple autos in a row to proc that passive.  Trinity force is a must-have on AD Ori.  One of the hardest things is positioning.  When playing AD Ori, you have to focus on the position of yourself, and the position of the ball, and oftentimes the relation between the two so you don't accidentally leash the ball back to yourself right before you ult.  This is tough, but rewarding and I recommend trying it if you have a pretty good grasp on Ori.

AD Carry/Bruiser Nunu

I have yet to try this but it seems interesting.  Basically making the most of his Blood Boil.  BotR synergizes very well with Blood Boil.  From there you can just build tanky with some AP or get more on-hit effects.

Another option is to get IE and start critting the shit out of kids.  Build some tanky items of course, and pick up Ravenous Hydra for more AD, lots of regen, and more AOE damage, or Black Cleaver for all the multiplicavity; CD doesn't hurt either.

With both of these, snowball should ensure you keep on whacking the shit out of someone.

AD/AP Carry Taric

AD Carry taric: Flat AD buff, long-ass stun, and flat armor reduction.  Regens mana on auto attacks and has a heal for super sustain.

AP Carry taric: Regens mana, AP buff, a bunch of AOE and the heal becomes super stronk

You should build a bit tanky with these since Taric always has to get close to be maximally effective.
Always use Armor of the Fifth Age Taric.  It's the key to outrageous, truly, truly outrageous victories.

I'd have to chalk up their effectiveness to the surprise factor; enemies just aren't prepared for something so far out of left field.  For instance, the Veigar build. I think it's safe to assume that the games you lost lane were ones where you didn't get very many, if any, early kills.  The games where you weren't able to snowball to the crit machine that pretty much any champ in the game can become.  However, most of the time, you can take your opponents off guard big time and get those first 1-3 cheese kills that set the ball rolling. But most games, even if you do get kills, you can still be countered fairly easily.  Your build is heavily crit-reliant and building an early chain vest would force you to rush LW, lowering your dps, or keep building crit, in which case the armor is a very strong counter.

Now, I'm not saying stop building this way.  I love doing stupid builds.  But they aren't effective. They're cheese strategies.  They blindside opponents that don't know how to react because it doesn't fit the precious meta people blindly follow.  On that note, I think people should build outrageously more often so that we learn how to adapt to our situation and not do the same thing every game.

Yorick support is a real thing.  He doesn't need gold to do damage, take a beating, or sustain, and his poke is absurd.

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