Reign of Gaming

So. I guess it's my turn to add to it.

1.  I would say that my most common mistakes are trying to save somebody that can't be saved.  Also, whenever a fight breaks out, i'm always at least a quarter of the map away.  usually we poke, i get bored, then i leave to push a side lane.

2. I am a wonderful late gamer, assuming i can actually reach it.  All my games seem to end in about 30 minutes, for better or for worse.  Whenever it goes past that though, I do perfectly well.  

3.  on others:7   on me:5  I feel it would be higher in a 5 man team, but i have trouble starting one.

4. I focus on being where the fights are.  I will not personally start one, but assuming one has already started, i will be there in a heartbeat.  I do not initiate, but once the fight has started, i am the bulky steamroller that you cant kill, but deals decent damage.  I hate squishy champs, as when i die, i cant steamroll, so i get sad.

5.  Nothing beats a good skarner. I mean seriously. My Hecarim stomps everyone.  Wukong is amazing as long as i get to late game.

I also enjoy irelia, amumu, kayle, and oddly enough lulu.  If i have to go adc, ill go graves.  In general, i cannot bring myself to play many commonly played champs.  

I absolutely detest ezreal.  With a passion.   He’s just too jerky.  Champs like urgot and ali just feel to clunky.  The champion has to be smooth and fluid.

Sorry for the extra post, I know this thread has become a relative giant.  Thanks for the ideas, a thread like this is amazing for new people, and people like me who own way too much.

And that weight is assuming the gold isn't worth that much at all.  Chances are the gold would be more valuable, and thus heavier.

While I see answers here are all over the place, they all seem to miss the entire picture.  Cassiopeia is lying on several accounts.

A)  It cannot be twitch, because calling him anything close to a man would cause Sheriff Caitlyn to administer a drug test on the spot.  (and have you seen his waddle?  come on.)

B) Graves would do it, but there are several wrong things.

    1) He has only misdemeanor charges.  Why would he risk a felony?

    2) Assuming he was willing to do it in spite of that, he is slow.  Graves uses quick-draw to get around swiftly.  Cassiopeia said the man was running quickly away.  He was not sporadically dashing away.

There is another point which nobody has mentioned.  

C)  Have you ever tried to carry ten thousand ingots of gold?  The smallest gold bars commonly traded would come to 110 lb.  (50 kg).  Graves is slow, and Twitch is weak.  That added weight would slow graves down to a crawl, and twitch wouldn't be able to pick it up.

D) Cassiopeia is a mage, so probably not that strong.  That amount of weight in one bag is practically impossible to carry.  I'll go ahead and be charitable.  Say her League training gave her super-strength. Knowing her personality, she wouldn't exactly be into heavy lifting if it did not directly benefit herself.

E)  She's a snake.  A SNAKE.  Cold blooded.  How the heck would she know the difference between different sweaters?   Insulation like that is bad for cold blooded creatures.  Even if she's magically warmblooded, she hasn't exactly shown many inclinations to use clothes that cover her that much.