Oooooooh, you wont believe the mess that I gotta clean up, friends. Looks like youre on my list of folks I get to lean on when I needs a favor. Gangster Twitch here, see, and I got lotsa bones to pick with lotsa champions. Youre up for helpin me out, right? This here tommy gun sure thinks so
I may be the king of the ambush, but youve never met Nocturne. Chump thinks he can get the drop on my guys cuz he sneaks around in the darkness. But guess what dont need to see inna dark to put some holes in dat shadowy scumbag? My Spray and Pray! 440 RP
The Twitch familys been using Zyras flower shop as a front for some of our less-than-legitimate business ventures. Some of the familys more obnoxious enemies roughed up the joint, so were gonna rough em up right back. 487 RP
You think Im a little rat bastard? Veigars been dropping dark matter on our operation for years. Weve finally found that little bazooli slinkin around the Zaun docks. He aint gettin away this time. 292 RP
Oh, you a wise guy, huh? Throwing on a fake beard and callin yourself Veigar Greybeard. You still got Veigar in the name, you futzamarool. Lets go see a guy about some concrete shoes. 487 RP
Ironscale Shyvana is the main cause of my business little snafus lately, burning up my fine downtown establishments. Takes alotta bullets to get through that armor. Good thing it only takes a little poison to do a whole lotta baddaboom! 487 RP
Nice work, friends. You done two solids now for me and the family, so youve earned a reward. Stinky cheese? Nah. How abouts you call on ol Gangster Twitch when you need some muscle? 487 RP
Now, if youll excuse me, I have to cause a bunch of champions some unmitigatible true damage, if you catch my drift. If you dont, dat means Im going to severely rough people up for money that they owe me. Youll have from February 8 to February 11 to reap the benefits of our handiwork, so get spendin.