Reign of Gaming

As President, Founder, and most active Member of the Jesse Perring Fan Club, I am hereby granting the many players out there the right, honor, and privilege of commenting in this thread about Jesse Perring's grandeur. My paltry requisite was that your posts must exhibit the beginnings of worthiness of Jesse Perring, which is simply impossible for mortals, but Jesse Perring has agreed to lower his standards, because he is benevolent and just.

But he will smite you if you look at him the wrong way...

The Saga of Jesse Perring

- When Jesse Perring enters a game, the Baron ragequits.
- Items in the shop pay Jesse Perring to be used.
- Jesse Perring's ELO is longer than pi.
- When Jesse Perring gets in range, turrets target themselves.
- When Jesse Perring uses Karthus's ultimate, several people in Asia die.
- When Blitzcrank uses Rocket Grab, he is pulled to Jesse Perring.
- Jesse Perring plays League of Legends with the monitor off.
- Guardian Angel armor is really Cloth Armor that Jesse Perring has touched.
- Jesse Perring uses Ashe's Frost Arrow to hit opponents in next week's game.
- Jesse Perring has gotten a dodecakill in a one-on-one game.

- Jesse Perring has kissed Skribbles on the mouth...with tongue...really...

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By being alive, you already have.

Actually, he chose Ryze at champion select once and the OP-ness caused a time rift which retroactively caused the extinction of the dinosaurs. Common misconception though. Had he not killed them all years before he was born, he would be constantly slaying them with his pork sword.

Jesse Perring shall die a horrible death in the fiery pits of hell for kissing Skribbles on the mouth...with tongue

Jesse Perring personally summons every minion.

- When Jesse Perring plays Zyra, enemy players get allergies.

When Jesse Perring didn't wasn't isn't and couldn't, haven't shouldn't or wouldn't, he does anyway