"W-What are you doing?"
Teemo was cornered. His sweaty, furry back was clinging to the wall. His eyes were empty. It was as if he already knew what was coming.
"Sorry, kid," Good Guy Morello whispered as he approached the heroic rodent.
"It has to stop," IronStylus muttered as he caressed Leona's shining armor.
Phreak said nothing, as he was not present. He lost his way while walking through the jungle.
Teemo looked back upon his time in the League. He remembered the good times. He remembered when he first killed Garen with his forest of shrooms. He fondly looked back on his first kiss with Lux.
There were bad times, as well. He became hated by his own summoners. Draven banned him from the League of Draven. Everyone could close the gap.
Worst of all, he lost Lux-chan to that stupid fox chick.
As Morello picked his sad little body up, President Tryndamere himself descended upon the rift. Teemo could feel tears trickling down his face. His time had come.
President Tryndamere, reelected in 2012, approached Morello, who was tickling Teemo's feeties for the last time.
"Come, my son," Tryndamere said as he took Teemo and placed him between his raging pectorals. "This is not a sad day. Your time has come. You will live on in all of us."
Teemo could no longer volibear the pain. He let out a sad little cry, tears streaming down the president's chest.
"Save your tears, child," Tryndamere whispered, "for your friends will need them more."
Teemo looked back, seeing his friends for the last time.
"We'll never forget you, Teemo!" Tristana shouted between sobs.
"WE LOVE YOU, BRO!" Darius and Garen wailed as they embraced.
"Good show, my furry friend," Cho'gath said as he tipped his hat for Teemo.
Teemo looked further to see Lux standing there, gripping the scarf he had given her on their last date. She said nothing, quickly turning and running off, out of sight.
Teemo looked away, staring up into Tryndamere's eyes.
"I'll scout ahead."
The president smiled, and in a flash, they were gone.
R.I.P. Teemo. We will possibly miss you.
Part 2: http://na.leagueoflegends.com/board/....php?t=3058824