Some say he comesonly where the battle is thickest, the mead is strongest, and the women...
...But some also whisper, that when true love is on the line, there, he will always appear...
My item recommendation?
ManWolfAxeBoss's Man-Axe Wolf-Axe
On Activation: Towers do no damage if a manly duel is occurring under them.
+40% attack speed
+100 damage pansy AD Carries (graves exempted)
My good man Shantzilla has given you a glimpse of the power the Axeboss would wield in his left-hand.
He's right handed.
+55 Attack Damage
+25 Armor Penetration
+15% Cooldown Reduction
UNIQUE Passive - Might of the Axe Boss - Your attacks, battle cries and stares rupture the insides of your enemies, causing them to bleed for 5% of the their missing health in true damage over 5 seconds, stacking up to 5 times. You gain movement speed equal to the number of stacks on all enemy champions.
UNIQUE Passive - Hunt of the Man Wolf - If an enemy is killed by ManWolfAxeBoss, they are revealed to him. This effect lasts until they surrender.
UNIQUE Active - Does a sick wheelie.
It builds out of The Brutalizer, three beards, and Ezreal's tears.
EDIT: To answer some questions before they start - yes, ManWolf will continue to have vision on enemies if they don't surrender, even in games he isn't playing.
The pack is watching.
What Scarizard failed to mention is the hidden passive on Gnarlord's Hogbasher.
Upon Ezreal's inevitable rage quit, the Hogbasher will permanently transform into the Gjallarhorn.
+999 Attack Damage
+999 Armor Penetration
+999% Cooldown Reduction
UNIQUE Passive - Might of the Axe Boss - Your attacks, battle cries and stares rupture the insides of your enemies causing them to explode. You gain movement speed equal to the number of times you killed Ezreal (+999).
UNIQUE Passive - Hunt of the Man Wolf - ManWolf now sees directly into the souls of his enemies.
UNIQUE Passive - Your left hand turns to gold.
Unique Active - Ragnarok - Upon using the Gjallarhorn, remaining players will be swept up by the Valkyrie to fight with the Gods. Valhalla in ruins. The horror of the Frost Giants will blacken the sun itself as the doomed Aesir wage their last war alongside the players. Players gain +999 to heroism for it is the only light in the darkness. The end is inescapable. Blood and steel. ManWolf will blow the Gjallarhorn again, calling the Gods out to die. In one final, furious charge, players and Aesir alike will hurl themselves through the flames of Surtr as the world comes crashing down around them...