Why is there not an item named after ManWolfAxeBoss?

  • Seriously. The manliest rioter around doesn't even get an AD item named after him? This is an outrage.
  • Some say he comesonly where the battle is thickest, the mead is strongest, and the women...
    well...
    you know...

    ...But some also whisper, that when true love is on the line, there, he will always appear...


    My item recommendation?

    ManWolfAxeBoss's Man-Axe Wolf-Axe
    On Activation: Towers do no damage if a manly duel is occurring under them.
    +50 AD
    +40% attack speed
    +100 damage pansy AD Carries (graves exempted)
  • My good man Shantzilla has given you a glimpse of the power the Axeboss would wield in his left-hand.

    He's right handed.

    Gnarlord's Hogbasher
    +450 Health
    +55 Attack Damage
    +25 Armor Penetration
    +15% Cooldown Reduction

    (ManWolfAxeBoss Only)

    UNIQUE Passive - Might of the Axe Boss - Your attacks, battle cries and stares rupture the insides of your enemies, causing them to bleed for 5% of the their missing health in true damage over 5 seconds, stacking up to 5 times. You gain movement speed equal to the number of stacks on all enemy champions.

    UNIQUE Passive - Hunt of the Man Wolf - If an enemy is killed by ManWolfAxeBoss, they are revealed to him. This effect lasts until they surrender.

    UNIQUE Active - Does a sick wheelie.



    It builds out of The Brutalizer, three beards, and Ezreal's tears.

    EDIT: To answer some questions before they start - yes, ManWolf will continue to have vision on enemies if they don't surrender, even in games he isn't playing.

    The pack is watching.
  • What Scarizard failed to mention is the hidden passive on Gnarlord's Hogbasher.

    Upon Ezreal's inevitable rage quit, the Hogbasher will permanently transform into the Gjallarhorn.

    Gjallarhorn
    +999 Health
    +999 Attack Damage
    +999 Armor Penetration
    +999% Cooldown Reduction
    +999 ManWolf

    (ManWolfAxeBoss Only)

    UNIQUE Passive - Might of the Axe Boss - Your attacks, battle cries and stares rupture the insides of your enemies causing them to explode. You gain movement speed equal to the number of times you killed Ezreal (+999).

    UNIQUE Passive - Hunt of the Man Wolf - ManWolf now sees directly into the souls of his enemies.

    UNIQUE Passive - Your left hand turns to gold.

    Unique Active - Ragnarok - Upon using the Gjallarhorn, remaining players will be swept up by the Valkyrie to fight with the Gods. Valhalla in ruins. The horror of the Frost Giants will blacken the sun itself as the doomed Aesir wage their last war alongside the players. Players gain +999 to heroism for it is the only light in the darkness. The end is inescapable. Blood and steel. ManWolf will blow the Gjallarhorn again, calling the Gods out to die. In one final, furious charge, players and Aesir alike will hurl themselves through the flames of Surtr as the world comes crashing down around them...
  • Quote:
    Originally Posted by ScorchXBanister View Post
    Maybe we could combine this with Orbital Drop Kick's Angus.
    We saw the posts about Angus, The Puncher and decided he wasn't really 'champion' material. So we hired him.

    Who do you think this thread is about?
  • Quote:
    Originally Posted by OH NO ITS LU BU View Post
    Relevant Bump
    + 999 Health Regen

    Unique Passive: Beard.