Every Summoner
Down in Who-ville
Liked Christmas a lot...
But the Riot,
Who lived just north of Who-ville,
Did NOT!
The Riot hated Christmas! The whole Christmas season!
Now, please don't ask why. No one quite knows the reason.
It could be his head wasn't screwed on just right.
It could be, perhaps, that his shoes were too tight.
But I think that the most likely reason of all
May have been that his heart was two sizes too small.
Sale plz riot, no one likes a Grinch
But,
Whatever the reason,
His heart or his shoes.
He stood there on sale day, not feeling their blues.
Staring down from his turret with an Amumuesque frown.
At the players clicking refresh til their fingers were brown
For, tomorrow, he knew...
SALE WHERe
Down in Who-ville
Liked Christmas a lot...
But the Riot,
Who lived just north of Who-ville,
Did NOT!
The Riot hated Christmas! The whole Christmas season!
Now, please don't ask why. No one quite knows the reason.
It could be his head wasn't screwed on just right.
It could be, perhaps, that his shoes were too tight.
But I think that the most likely reason of all
May have been that his heart was two sizes too small.
Sale plz riot, no one likes a Grinch
Whatever the reason,
His heart or his shoes.
He stood there on sale day, not feeling their blues.
Staring down from his turret with an Amumuesque frown.
At the players clicking refresh til their fingers were brown
For, tomorrow, he knew...