Wrote this because I saw Nikasaur making some League of Legends themed Christmas carols. This one is a parody of Good King Wenceslas (except the original has 5 verses, this has 8). Sing along, bonus points if you can get a quartet together - sheet music included! Enjoy!
Good Prince Jarvan IV looked out, on the Fields of Justice,
All the champions round about, farming creeps for practice;
Brightly shone the turret's light, though its shots were deadly,
When a Noxian came in sight, his axe bleeding redly.
"Hither, villain, tell me now, lest thou meet my standard.
I am Jarvan, who art thou, dared to reach the vanguard?"
"Jarvan, thou shalt fall to me, Darius, Hand of Noxus;
I will kill thy team and thee, to destroy your Nexus."
"Bring thy army, I'll bring mine, to the jungle thither;
We'll bring death to all of thine, to end thy quest hither.
Forfeit now, for we shall win, we shall win with honor;
At the stroke of 15 min, we shall see who's stronger."
Darius told his team to go: first his brother, Draven,
Morgana, Dr. Mundo, and Swain with his raven.
Jarvan likewise called his crew: Kayle, Lux, Vayne, and Garen.
Soon, the battle would ensue, right in front of Baron.
Jarvan threw his standard fore, charging in heroically,
"We shall see your death," he swore, striking Swain most stoically.
Lux then cast her Final Spark, Draven stopped her laughing;
Dr. Mundo hit his mark, and saw Garen's passing.
Morgana flashed into them, threw Soul Shackles, gasping;
Forcefully, Vayne cast Condemn, now free from her grasping;
Darius saw that Vayne was low, tried his Noxian Guillotine;
Kayle stopped his crushing blow, then died to his bleeding.
"Jarvan, we're outnumbered now, and their might is stronger;
Fails my bow, I know not how, we can fight no longer."
"Mark my standard, Shauna Vayne, we'll surely prevail;
Though only us two remain, my plan will not fail."
Jarvan jumped with force so great, earthen walls erupted;
'Round his foes, he knew his fate, Baron's sleep disrupted.
Vayne killed villains, one by one; Darius retreated.
Demacia had finally won. Noxus was defeated.
Good Prince Jarvan IV looked out, on the Fields of Justice
Good Prince Jarvan IV looked out, on the Fields of Justice,
All the champions round about, farming creeps for practice;
Brightly shone the turret's light, though its shots were deadly,
When a Noxian came in sight, his axe bleeding redly.
"Hither, villain, tell me now, lest thou meet my standard.
I am Jarvan, who art thou, dared to reach the vanguard?"
"Jarvan, thou shalt fall to me, Darius, Hand of Noxus;
I will kill thy team and thee, to destroy your Nexus."
"Bring thy army, I'll bring mine, to the jungle thither;
We'll bring death to all of thine, to end thy quest hither.
Forfeit now, for we shall win, we shall win with honor;
At the stroke of 15 min, we shall see who's stronger."
Darius told his team to go: first his brother, Draven,
Morgana, Dr. Mundo, and Swain with his raven.
Jarvan likewise called his crew: Kayle, Lux, Vayne, and Garen.
Soon, the battle would ensue, right in front of Baron.
Jarvan threw his standard fore, charging in heroically,
"We shall see your death," he swore, striking Swain most stoically.
Lux then cast her Final Spark, Draven stopped her laughing;
Dr. Mundo hit his mark, and saw Garen's passing.
Morgana flashed into them, threw Soul Shackles, gasping;
Forcefully, Vayne cast Condemn, now free from her grasping;
Darius saw that Vayne was low, tried his Noxian Guillotine;
Kayle stopped his crushing blow, then died to his bleeding.
"Jarvan, we're outnumbered now, and their might is stronger;
Fails my bow, I know not how, we can fight no longer."
"Mark my standard, Shauna Vayne, we'll surely prevail;
Though only us two remain, my plan will not fail."
Jarvan jumped with force so great, earthen walls erupted;
'Round his foes, he knew his fate, Baron's sleep disrupted.
Vayne killed villains, one by one; Darius retreated.
Demacia had finally won. Noxus was defeated.
This carol is actually one of my favorites, so I love the treatment!
+1!