I know your secret. Nobody is as nice as you. You're an alien from another planet, who came to earth to evaluate our species and how we communicate. Using this information you'll return to your planet (I've nicknamed it AmesTron) and conduct a series of massive invasions.
These invasions will include introducing new skins to the League of Legends game, and forcing people to pay 5,000 RP for a giant bundle filled with useless stuff, and in this bundle will be 1 awesome skin. Causing massive riots that will start on the LoL forums but eventuate into something a lot more grander. The streets of major cities will be infested with copious amounts of pimpley faced, pale white kids, rioting for justice.
At this time, AmesTron will make their descent into our atmosphere, where they will be our savior and grace, handing out free skins to everyone. This will persuade people to bow down to their new leaders. This is how the NWO (New World Order) will actually start.
That's right people, the invasion has already started. Hide yo kids, hide yo wives, cause they're invading everybody out der.
Learn to read, insect. Terrans don't live on Earth. They were prisoners kicked off of Earth and stuck on some backwater planets. You can have the prison colonies.
Monday through Wednesday the galaxy belongs to Zerg. But, Thursdays through Saturdays, it's yours! We alternate Sundays, whaddya say?
Done. I'll visit the tropical paradise planet the rest of the time. (And by 'tropical paradise planet', I mean 'Old New AmesTron')
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Originally Posted by Janitorial Staff
RiotAmes, I know this alittle off topic and maybe personal, but I was wondering for you got your name... It doesn't have anything to do with Ames, Iowa, does it?
It doesn't. Ames was a nickname for my old WoW handle. I did use a picture of a map of Ames, Iowa as my forum avatar for a long time, though.
Now it's just a cleverly disquised pun. Here's a hint - what might my email be?
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Originally Posted by SouI Reaver
Mr RiotAmes, quick questions (if you're able to answer these) what do you know about Quinn?
and how did you get from working as QA to working with VU and Relaunch things? was it a gradual process?
Like the medicine woman?
As far as what I do, just lucky. I have a goal that I want to achieve for myself and am fortunate that others are willing to help me get there. Outside of that, I just kinda blindly stumble around and trust others to leave awesome in my wake. Thanks, Store/Payments/Fraud/Relaunch teams.
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Originally Posted by Luxieto
I'm pretty sure Damiya has claims to earth already.
Maybe you two should duke it out, Aliens versus Robots
The irony here is that, as the planet's name suggests, I am also a robot. Just way too sophisticated to ever lapse into binary.
@RiotAmes, since you seem to be posting in this thread
Please make sure that Hippalus, having made tough decisions and with a lot of anger directed at him, is doing well. If nobody has given Hippalus a hug in the last 24 hours I would like completely derail the thread to request that someone do so.
We talked earlier for a little while. I'll pass that on, though!
@RiotAmes - Thanks for being an alien
These invasions will include introducing new skins to the League of Legends game, and forcing people to pay 5,000 RP for a giant bundle filled with useless stuff, and in this bundle will be 1 awesome skin. Causing massive riots that will start on the LoL forums but eventuate into something a lot more grander. The streets of major cities will be infested with copious amounts of pimpley faced, pale white kids, rioting for justice.
At this time, AmesTron will make their descent into our atmosphere, where they will be our savior and grace, handing out free skins to everyone. This will persuade people to bow down to their new leaders. This is how the NWO (New World Order) will actually start.
That's right people, the invasion has already started. Hide yo kids, hide yo wives, cause they're invading everybody out der.
I am probably going to disappear off the face of the earth for making this thread, and that's okay, as long as the truth gets out.
I shall remind you, however, that the members of the UED were also qualified as Terrans.
Now it's just a cleverly disquised pun. Here's a hint - what might my email be?
and how did you get from working as QA to working with VU and Relaunch things? was it a gradual process?
As far as what I do, just lucky. I have a goal that I want to achieve for myself and am fortunate that others are willing to help me get there. Outside of that, I just kinda blindly stumble around and trust others to leave awesome in my wake. Thanks, Store/Payments/Fraud/Relaunch teams.
Maybe you two should duke it out, Aliens versus Robots
I think we need Damiya in here
Please make sure that Hippalus, having made tough decisions and with a lot of anger directed at him, is doing well. If nobody has given Hippalus a hug in the last 24 hours I would like completely derail the thread to request that someone do so.