Couldn't find the whole issue--Kog'maw tends to devour any stray bits of paper strewn about the office--but I managed to salvage this bit from the void ooze:
From The Defender of Tomorrow in the Fashion of Today, exclusive to IM:
The room smells of mahogany and warm brandy, and I can tell by the leopard-skin hearthrug that the man Ive come to interview is well-accustomed to company. Theyre finishing the shoot in the foyer where Jayce, the Defender of Tomorrow, has suited up in the high fashion of today. In the meantime, I have free reign of the illustrious inventors sitting-room and Im staring at the newest model of the world-famous Mercury Cannon-Hammer.
Slim and trim, and as stylish as the room Im standing in, this iteration of Jayces signature weapon has refined lines and looks as clean as Piltovers finests sterilized holding cells not that Ive seen them, of course. When we met last night, Jayce told me with his trademark wit about the new effects that issue from the cannons powerful blasts.
The door swings open and dapper Jayce strides with the effortless grace of someone who has more awards than bottles of wine despite a cellar the size of an Ionian temple. Dressed to the skies with a white overcoat and charming rose boutonniere, Jayce has picked up a confident swagger and a noticeable change in his voice