"Yeah. What of it, Ashe?"
"Well, it's just that I use a hawk to scout as well."
"Yep. I can summon a hawk to scout out what's in front, or behind me."
"Valor can give full vision around me. While I'm laning, he can reveal the enemy in the brush and even in the river brush, all at the same time. When we attack the same target, I get bonus attack speed."
"Ha! I bet you have a long ass cd for that much vision."
"Actually, the cd scales shorter the more I level it up, to a minimum of 30 seconds. The attack speed bonus grows as well. How long is yours?"
"Ah...60 seconds at every rank. It's a skill shot so--"
"LOL so if you misclick you get 0 vision?!"
"Well, theoretically, yes."
"Haha I can just click once to reveal everything."
"Except stealthed units."
"I have a 70 sec cd ult that gives me stealth AND grants me vision of anyone in a 4,000 unit radius. It also gives me free fury and a gap closer."
"SHUT UP NO ONE PLAYS--"
"Why would you need vision when you can click a button to kill them all?"
"I have a 7 sec cd spell that reveals and damages enemies hit, while also refreshing my ult's cd if I engage on them."
"Mortals. Souls provide superior vision for my lantern, which has a 16 sec cd and grants as much vision as a ward. Allies can touch it to teleport to me."
"Hmph. My cupcake baited traps grant 9 seconds of vision after getting activated. They never fail in granting vision since they last longer than a ward. I can even get kills with them.
"What about you, Ashe? What other power does your hawk grant you?"
"Umm...well, I get bonus gold for every creep I kill."
"Oh how much? Like 10?"
"It starts at one, then--"
"One?! Ahahaha! What a game changer!"
"It's all in the global gold."
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Quote:Very good, although with that being said I couldn't help notice a gratutious problem you mentioned that you deal with securit,y but you use a broken sword as an icon. Does this not send the wrong image? One might come to the conclusion that this so called security is not very secure would it not make more sense to be represented by a fabulous shield made of gemstones?
Quote:Attachment 619003Oh wow! A Rioter has posted in a thread about me! Maybe Riot is going to take a good look at my outdated kit!
Attachment 619005blah blah... network security... blah blah blah...
Attachment 619003Wait, this thread is about me! Not network security!
Attachment 619005blah blah... computer security... blah blah blah...
Attachment 619003wtf #%^$&^%@&.... I'm Ashe the Frost Archer, not Ashe the Network Security Engineer! I barely know how to navigate through NetFlix!!
Attachment 619005"A broken blade is more than enough for the likes of you!"
Attachment 619003And now he's making a reference to Riven... in a thread about me...